The Best & Worst in Cinema 2011

I think it’s been a pretty good year. I really couldn’t settle on a definitive list of 10 so I added a few. My list is long winded enough so……

16. The Muppets – This film proves that two out of three really ain’t all that bad. What I mean is that I’m very impressed with how good this film is as a whole when the second act is really pretty bad. There was also a sub-plot that I thought was really weak. With all of these going against it, I’m surprised I loved it as much as I did. I’m sure some of my enjoyment was due to nostalgia, and a lot was due to watching my wife’s face light up every time Ms. Piggie was on screen.

15. A Lonely Place To Die – This may not be the most intelligent thriller I’ve seen this year but it more than gets the job done. The trick is that you’re not likely going to notice the plot holes while you’re watching it because you’re too busy trying not to fall off of the edge of your seat. The cinematography is breathtaking in the most literal sense of the word. It’s essentially a long cat n’ mouse chase sequence that takes place on the cliffs of the Scottish Highlands. It also refreshingly builds character pretty well, all things considered. Although some are expended, none are expendable.

14. Attack The Block – I wasn’t quite as in love with this genre flick as a lot of my peers but it did do some great things. The opening scene has a group of gangsters attacking and robbing a defenseless woman. I’m not sure how it does it, but it still manages to get the audience to empathize and cheer for this group of otherwise unlikable hoodlums. I also love the fact that CGI was never overused in this film. It is primarily used to blend the creatures and for backgrounds. The guy in a monster suit always has more gravity than a superimposed rendering.

13. Melancholia – Lars Von Trier has a knack for making beautiful films about ugly subject matters. It’s no wonder that his most beautiful film so far is about apocalyptic depression. I definitely don’t think this is a perfect film. And I had some issues with the way the story was presented. But, this film gets a lot of points from me for its sheer beauty alone.




12. Norwegian Ninja – This may be the least post-modern film I’ve ever seen. I’m not even sure if Director, Thomas Cappelen Malling has ever actually seen a movie. I’m pretty sure his experience lies mainly in old Godzilla films and James Bond trailers. Very appropriately called “…the Rushmore of ninja films”, unique and peculiar are not really strong enough words.

11. 13 Assassins – I think this is probably my favorite Takeshi Miike film to date. Hearing that the final 45 minutes is one epic battle scene made me a bit gun shy. But it ended up coming together amazingly. It was shot coherently and you actually know where the action is coming from and going throughout the entire fight. This is something that most big budget action flicks lack horribly.

10. The Artist – This is a black and white silent film from France featuring a man with a pencil thin mustache and his cute dog. We all know that I’m a sucker for quirk but the reason this film shows up on my list is that at some point, it moves past the novelty. The story and characters are engaging, the acting is phenomenal and the score is great. 

9. Super – 99 percent of this film deserves to be so much higher on my list. It did so much right. This film accomplishes what Kick Ass failed so miserably at two years ago. It’s a self made superhero flick that actually exists in the real world. Its ability to remain grounded and treat the violence with the type of reverence it deserves is what I’ve been looking for. Unfortunately this film contains what should now be referred to as: THE WORST EPILOGUE IN CINEMA HISTORY. I’ve never seen two minutes of film undercut everything the rest of the film was trying to say so significantly. It reeks of studio involvement. Do yourself a favor… towards the end of the movie, when the screen washed red, turn it off…. There’s nothing left for you…

8. The Skin I Live In – It was really great to see Spanish auteur, Pedro Almodovar get back to his creepy side. All of the classic Almodovarisms are present: gender issues, power struggles and strong femininity. But this film gives us something that we haven’t seen from the director in the past 20 years or so, a scare. In fact, the last time we’ve seen anything like this was also the last time he worked with Antonio Banderas in Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down. I’m always excited about new Almodovar, this film just reassured me.

7. Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil – The evil that our two heroes battle in this film are numerous. Stereotypes, psychopaths, hygiene, low self esteem and a whole lot of bad luck all play a part in ruining an otherwise perfectly normal bromantic weekend away. The result of these forces all simultaneously conspiring against the titular characters is the best blend of horror/comedy since Behind The Mask. I’ve seen pure joy on celluloid… and it goes by the name of Tucker……….. & Dale.



6. Rango – It’s a rare occurrence that one children’s film would make my list in any year. This year has two. This is a great animated feature that is clearly in love with the films that have come before it. It’s basically a comedic version of a spaghetti western with nods to Fear and Loathing, Chinatown, Apocalypse Now and many other great films. Cinematographer, Roger Deakins works as a Visual Consultant on this film and it shows. Imagine giving one of the greatest working cameramen the opportunity to design a scene in which his only limitation is his imagination. The camera is infinitesimally small, weighs nothing and can go anywhere… mainly because there is no camera.


5. I Saw The Devil – This is a Korean revenge thriller that is not for the faint of heart… and that’s saying quite a bit. Director Kim Ji-woon is quickly becoming one of my favorite Korean auteurs. You may remember his western, The Good, The Bad and The Weird made my list last year. Although I don’t think his latest is quite as good as that one, his extremely kinetic shooting style is showcased here very well, especially in a particular shot that takes place inside of a taxi. I would also suggest some of his other previous work like A Tale Of Two Sisters and A Bittersweet Life.



4. Another Earth – In the spirit of Primer and Moon, this film is exactly what I’m looking for in science fiction. The sci-fi aspect of it is used to explore a deeper philosophical subject matter. This film is about regret more than anything else. What if a place existed that occupied a carbon copy version of you; the only difference is that the other you may or may not have made the same decisions that you have. Would you be terrified at the prospect of finding out or would you even be able to help yourself from seeking out the answers to all of those ‘what if’ questions that occupy so much of our attention? I would also add that I’m pretty tired of hearing people refer to this as “Melancholia Light”. The two films share one similarity but are ultimately about very different things.

3. Resurrect Dead: The Mystery of the Toynbee Tiles – Documentaries are strange things to me. I’m never really sure how properly analyze them. It seems like I always end up watching them somewhat begrudgingly. This means that I’m very pleasantly surprised when I find one that l like. This is a great example of what I always want to see from a doc though. It’s about something that is very foreign and obscure to me but obsessed over by the subjects of the film. This was the formula for King of Kongs a few years ago and works even better here. The story plays out like an intricate mystery. And as the audience, we are exposed to the facts using the same timeline that the people investigating the mystery were. This seems so simple, it’s like every episode of Law & Order you’ve ever watched. The difference here is that by the end of the film, you are painted a portrait of a man that is much more telling of his psyche that any interaction or interview may have given us.

2. Take Shelter – Sometimes the beauty of a film is in its isolation. This isolation comes from the perspective of the character that the story is being told from. When the two possible outcomes of the story are apocalyptic doom or total mental collapse, it’s hard to decide which outcome would be worse. Both will lead to the end of the world as we (the audience) know it. This film is tense, depressing and unsettling. It is also hopeful and beautiful and everyone should see it.

1. Certified Copy – I’m not going to say too much about this film here because I’m almost done with my full review. It’s on Netflix Watch Instantly right now so obviously, I highly suggest that you all go watch it. It’s also just been announced as a Criterion Collection release for May so put in your pre-orders now. This film is an extremely layered comment on the nature of art in general and it demands to be talked about. So, watch it tonight then come back and read my full spoiler filled review.

Classic Film Available For the First Time in 2011

The Complete Jean Vigo – This set includes all four films that Jean Vigo made from 1930 – 1934. He died at the age of 29 to tuberculosis. Watching these films leaves no doubt that had he the opportunity for a long career, his name would be up there with Renior, Bunuel and Cocteau. He does things with the camera and editing that revolutionized the art form.

Leon Morin, Priest – My 2nd French film in this category. This one is by my favorite French director, Jean-Pierre Melville. I think Nazi occupied France provides one of the most interesting backdrops for any story. When this story is told by Melville, who was part of the French Resistance, you can bet you’re in for something amazing. Among films about faith, I put this one right up there with Passion of Joan of Arc and Winter’s Light.

From the bottom of the barrel to the bottom of my list – Because I always like to leave on a sour note.

Red State – Kevin Smith’s newest film is a borderline disaster. It has far too many plot points as an attempt to cram as much of his own political beliefs into about 75 minutes of film. It is kind of interesting however as a study of American extremism. Both the left and the right wing in this country are flawed in the sense that: if applied to every situation, the logic folds in on itself in a whirlpool of contradiction. I find it fascinating that an ultra-conservative could have written this exact screenplay, changed the church to a mosque and labeled it “a chilling tale that vividly illustrates America’s need to protect the 2nd amendment and The Patriot Act…” We’ll file this under: Accidentally Insightful.

The Rum Diary – This film wasn’t super horrible but it was by far the most disappointed I’ve been with a film this year. Withnail & I fans (such as me) were excited by the notion of Bruce Robinson directing an adaptation of Hunter S Thompson’s work. On paper, it actually sounds better than Terry Gilliam doing it. Unfortunately, it just didn’t work. Among many other valid criticisms, it was just plain boring.

Sucker Punch – This isn’t so much a film as it is a collection of Zack Snyder’s fetishes all on screen at the same time in a mass of incoherent thought. I’m not even sure where to start. The plot really doesn’t make any sense, the characters are weak and the action doesn’t even look good. CGI and slow motion is a dangerous mixture and he mixed a lot of it. You really shouldn’t have your audience staring at a weightless intangible dragon for any longer than it has to. I think the worst part of this film however, is the fact that Snyder actually thinks of this as a girl power movie… apparently his version of feminism can’t exist without high heels, short skirts and stripper poles. Even Michael Bay’s films are more honest about their sexism. Now, don’t get me wrong, I like sexploitation as much as the next guy. But there’s a reason that I watch Jack Hill movies. At some point, Pam Grier is going to take her shirt off. Those films (for better or worse) are very honest about what they are: exploitation. This film contains hot girls in scantily clad outfits, fighting evil while dancing on poles... All the while, the director clumsily weaves together a ridiculous plot as an attempt to faux insight… The only insight to be gained from this movie is the fact that Zack Snyder has a Sailor Moon fetish.